Springfield

Hick town smack-dab in the middle of Midwestern Ohio. Home of John Legend, Wittenberg University and Schulers Donuts. Lots and lots of suburbs and farmland.

Springfield's okay, but I can't wait to get the hell out!

by Greta Salpeter August 20, 2009

hot springs

A town in south-central Arkansas, United States. Approx. 33,000 residents 95% of whom are white. Lots of old retired folks who wear stupid hats, get in the way of skateboarding, and eat stinky rueben sandwiches at the racetrack every week.
Other than those facts; is the also the most beautiful town in America. Has been named One of America's best Small Arts Town several years consecutively. Is in the tri-lakes area of Lake Hamilton, Lake Ouachita and Lake Catherine. Also close to Degray Lake.

Has the best downtown EVER, beautiful bathhouses, sweet art galleries, and the best eccentric and friendly folk.
Some awesome shit in Hot Springs; bathhouses, pristine lakes, Arlington Hotel, Brauhause, great schools and really hot chicks especially Livvey.
Noun: also used in reference to compare lesser towns.

Madison, Wisconsin is a nice college town, but it is no Hot Springs.

by chakachan87 March 5, 2010

Spring

Perfection

"Spring Daisy Guajardo, is perfection."

by CRBreezy April 13, 2013

Springboro

A growing town with a large rich older population which is active only to stop levies and a comparable middle class only active when someone makes fun of their beliefs, or cleanliness of their house. The hangouts are very limited for the teenage population so most either stay at school or try to find other things to do like see how fast they can make it on the country roads before totaling their car or going to a different city where there are bowling alleys or theaters. Though it must be added the K&W ice cream shop is a great hangout on occasion, but it closes down during the winter season. Many local businesses are around, but don't usually do well without a great advertising job. (Note, this is difficult because it will be overlooked no matter where you put it.) The use of drugs is fairly common, but not overlooked by the PD by any stretch.

In summary, there are only four reasons to come to this town between Dayton and Cincinnatti,
1) Your family or an unfortunate friend lives here.
2) You think you might be able to start a business that is new and profitable. (not likely)
3) You have an urge to start a heated conversation about politics and morals for no reason.
4) You are lost

What are you doing? If you get off here we'll end up in Springboro!

by You've Seen Me Before September 1, 2013

Springfield Township High School

A quaint suburban school in Montgomery County. About 5 minutes from the outskirts of Philly but if you asked anyone from Philly about if they have heard of it they will saw no and scrunch up their face in a "what the fuck" manner. Another popular response is the comparison to the Simpsons to which I say "No...not that Springfield"

The people in Springfield are either diehard suburbans, people who migrated from Philly and refuse to admit they are apart of our school see...G-Mob or white people who refuse to accept the fact that they are white and desperately try to be black

Everyone in Springfield hates it and if anyone tells you any different they are lieing. We all grew up with each other and are sick of seeing each other's faces.

G-Mob originated in Springfield Township High School. Arent we proud?

by C/O '05 Rep January 19, 2005

spring valley

its the hood. we all know it. hate it or love it. valley is what it is. its close to the city, NJ (gas) lol the mall is the bigest one on the east coast. yea it can get boring, but smoke ah L n you good my G. or go to the city. its a quick drive. find something to do there. use the location to your advantage B. mini mart is where it was at back in the day, main st. chylln at the park. chill on the hill, which is also called uptop if you didnt know. thats where shit pops off and people just chyll out, smoke drink w.e. we was always fuckn with the cops n shit. maybe we fucked with them too hard cuz almost everyone i know is locked up now. Our local jail is RCJ....Rockland County Jail. But most peoples crimes gets them sent upstate to prison. (fishkill, wash{washington}, greene, downstate, upstate, ulster, eastern, and many other places. buh yea thats valley.

and these are some stats i copy n pasted....

Population in July 2008: 26,291. Population change since 2000: +3.2%

10,921 residents are foreign born (30.9% Latin America, 6.2% Asia, 5.1% Europe).
This village: *********** 42.9%

New York: ***** 20.4%

Land area: 2.10 square miles. Population density: 12,516 people per square mile (very high).

For population 25 years and over in Spring Valley
High school or higher: 70.1%
Bachelor's degree or higher: 19.9%
Graduate or professional degree: 6.1%
Unemployed: 7.1%
Mean travel time to work: 27.4 minutes

For population 25 years and over in Spring Valley village
Never married: 37.2%
Now married: 47.5%
Separated: 3.8%
Widowed: 5.1%
Divorced: 6.4%

Races in Spring Valley:

Black (44.0%)

White Non-Hispanic (30.9%)

Hispanic (15.4%)

Two or more races (6.3%)

Other race (5.3%)

Asian Indian (2.7%)

Filipino (1.3%)

American Indian (0.8%)

Other Asian (0.7%)

(Total can be greater than 100% because Hispanics could be counted in other races)

2008 cost of living index in Spring Valley: 145.4 (very high, U.S. average is 100)

© 2009 Onboard Informatics. Information is deemed reliable but not guaranteed

A: where are you from?
B: spring valley
A: ohhhhh......well i gotta go now....bye

by It is what it is B August 26, 2009

Spring Lake Park

Pathetic little town between Blaine, Fridley, Mounds View where the high schools motto is "home of the pregnant panthers"

I grew up in Spring Lake park, half the girls in my high school had kids by the time they were 17! And there was a DAYCARE CENTER in the High School to watch their little unplanned tumors!

by Sarasthemom September 29, 2008