Spaff

spaffing. the action of overshooting when accelerating and never reaching the target.
descriptive term applied in particular to boid movements.

boid1 wants to get to boid2. with each step it takes towards boid2, the steps get larger, so it will eventually go past boid2, whereupon each step will get smaller until the steps become negative and boid1 reverses direction and moves towards boid2 again, it step it takes getting larger, and so forth. boid1 will continue spaffing around boid2 forever. incidentaly, the 'shape' of its movement is a sin wave.

by barn March 7, 2005

Spaff

Girls love juice, guys spunk, girls spaff....

Upon seeing a fit man/woman "I just spaffed in my pants"

"They are totally spaffing!"

by Nocturnal Eccentric December 30, 2009

Spiff Of A Spam

When You're in a rutt and you can't get out of it.

I don't know what to do, I'm in a spiff of a spam.

by Julia Gulia March 27, 2003

snoffleoffalgus

Do do LSD or acid

yo man ima snoffleoffalgus over the weekend, and enter a whole new world

by noobinniga January 26, 2007

Spiff

friend

Brittany is my spiff.

by Nikki September 21, 2003

Spoffing

adj. 1. Something fantastic. Utter brilliance.
2. To do something with a style only that of a geek could duplicate. (e.g. Beci Evans)

''It's a Spoffingly fine day today, isn't it Holmes? It's so Spoffing I think I'll go inside, make myself a glass of lemonade and come right back outside again''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Spaffage

From the verb to spaff, the act of abruptly discharging a viscous liquid upon something or someone.

Molly said to Milly 'Sorry about the spaffage, but my yoghurt exploded on your settee and made an awful mess'.

by Martian Daws November 5, 2005