oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.

by Isator November 14, 2023

Spludgie

A race of little ugly craps from a planet that is yet to be named

That ugly little Spludgie just stole my pet cowboy!

by Monkey Mooha May 22, 2007

splursh

To purposely spray matter (usually food) from one's mouth onto another person in act of retaliation, revenge, or pure pleasure.

"Eww Hannah! You splurshed sunflower seed stuff all over me!"

by rebelkid4ever May 8, 2008

Shlurgen

the partner of "shwing" whereas "shwing" is defined as the proper action for hot chicks. Shlurgen is used when you are not sure if said woman turns you on or not.

"hey, what do you think of that girl at the bar?"
"...*crotch pump* Shlurgen"

by Crowshadow June 13, 2009

Spurgonaise

Seaman which is used on a woman, like dressing on a salad.

He shot thick loads of spurgonaise all over her willing body.

by dauwa ya December 21, 2009

Spurgeivious

to be wonderful

I'm spurgeivious today, thanks for asking, and how are you?

by MamaLoca February 3, 2010

splurting

When a someone has so much preassure in the anus thick liquid will splurt out

Oh him your splurting all over the place !!

by taylon July 6, 2015