smorgasbord

1- (n.) A variant of traditional beer funneling, where the funnel-filler layers various amounts of random, readily accessible booze into a predetermined amount of beer. Usually topped off with Sambuca.

2- (v.) To create and/or ingest a smorgasbord.

1- Get your camera ready, dude. He thinks he's only funneling beer, not a Colt 45-and-gin smorgasbord.

2- All I brought to the party was Beast and this toilet wine I made last week. I'm gonna smorgasbord the shit out of this party.

by sweetbeejesus June 13, 2010

snog

1.Passionate kissing often as a joke between friends of the same sex.
2.More formal British term for making-out.

1

girl 1:"like omg did you see john and adam they were all over each other"
girl 2:"well yeah but it was a joke they were just snogging"

2

guy 1: "did you know the brits use the word snog for make out"
guy 2: "wtf that means "kissing as a joke"

by jesuswhore March 6, 2007

Snog Box

A snog box is when a women lays on her back then rocks backwards so her pelvis is in the air and her vaginal area forms a seat. her calves form the backrest for the snogger when he or she sits down. The snogger then proceeds to deficate into the Snogee's vagina otherwise known as the (snog box).

I had to shit so bad! Thank god Trish was into snog boxing because I filled her trap.

by Snog Boxer June 20, 2020

snarg

A kitten or cat.

The snarg kept the house free of mice.

by rationalrepartee January 20, 2009

Snargles

A term used to describe when someone steals something in a sneaky way, however one proclaims the word, "SNARGLES!" when they take said item. The word "snargles" must be proclaimed loudly.

"Hey who's $20 is that?"
"I don't know... but SNARGLES"

by Chairman_Hartmann November 2, 2008

smorgy

(n) An event where s'mores are created on open fire and consumed with a large number of people.

Also, (proper noun) a specific event name at Stanford University where students of a specific class convene to socialize and enjoy music from live bands or music. This event started with the Stanford class of 2008 during their sophomore year in 2005-2006. In this case, smorgy was a concoction of sophomores, s'mores, and orgy.

The smorgy at Lake Lag last night was sticky and wet.

by cardinal band November 30, 2007

smorgasborg

A whole lotta shit dude!

It was a veritable smorgasborg of clown pr0n.

"We are the smorgasborg. Resistance is futile cuz there are so many of us we'll kick yer booty into outer space!"

by DeadMan January 20, 2004