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g-snatch

(jee-snach) abbreviation for ghetto snatch (geht-to snach)
vt. 1. to seize the possession of another quickly and obviously, often while shouting "g-snatch!" 2. to take unlawfully: STEAL (g-snatching; g-snatched; g-snatcher)
n. 1. a quick and obvious seizure of the possession of another; the act of g-snatching. 2. unlawful seizure: ROBBERY
interj. 1. an interjection used by the g-snatcher to announce that he/she is g-snatching.
v1. "Bob g-snatched Fred's wallet right out of his pocket."
v2. "Larry was convicted of g-snatching $10 million from the bank.
n1. "Though he announced it clearly, his g-snatch of the purse went unnoticed."
n2. "Over fifty g-snatches in excess of a thousand dollars have been reported in the past week."
i1. "'G-snatch!' she yelled as she grabbed the note he was reading."
mugGet the g-snatchmug.

Snatch Hatch

Someone who gets in the way of a female who is trying to get some sexual gratification. Similar to a cock block, but with a female being blocked rather than a male.
I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!
by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007
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snatch gnats

A vagina that is infested with crabs also known as "crotch crickets"
I pulled down that bitches panties and went to eat it and got some snatch gnats on my tongue and eye lashes.
by Shaun M September 6, 2006
mugGet the snatch gnatsmug.

snatch axe

1. n. a cock.
snatch axe to tha bizznatch!

I'm gonna split yer beef curtains with my snatch axe!
by MC Kokmobster December 25, 2003
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Mouldy Snatch

A scab-layered encrusted coating over the female vaginal area causing a build-up of secreted moisture to form mould over the surrounding snatch.
I ain't touchin that chicks mouldy snatch with a forty-foot pole.
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
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trout snatch

to purposely grab a mans penis and squeeze as hard as possible to cause extreme pain (must yell out "trout snatch" while executing).
oh man this girl gave me a horrible trout snatch last night it hurt so bad but oh well ill get her back
by oscar breeder March 13, 2010
mugGet the trout snatchmug.

snatch factory

A place that is loaded with hot ladies that are ready for the picking.
My class was loaded with hot girls.. It was the ultimate snatch factory.
by IceMan88 January 21, 2003
mugGet the snatch factorymug.

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