The Shetland Pony

Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.

Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?

by Daddy Pumpkin December 16, 2015

Dirty Shilah

when a boy doesn’t shave his pubes and they get stuck in the vagina and he uses his mouth to get them back.

Girl 1: So how was sex with him?
Girl 2: He gave me a dirty Shilah and I didn’t even know about it! I thought It felt like sandpaper!

by DirtyBritain April 20, 2020

Dirty Shilah

When a Boy doesn’t shave his pubes before sex and they get stuck in the vagina and he gets them out with his mouth

Girl 1: so how was the sex with him?
Girl 2: He gave me a dirty Shilah and I didn’t even know! I thought it felt like sandpaper!

by DirtyBritain April 20, 2020

The shitaki mushroom

The shitaki mushroom Is the act of pushing shit out of your ass enough to look like a big mushroom. Then the participants go into the human centipede formation and crawl around the floor. Can be unlimited amount or people but no less then two. After centipeding, they then drag their ass on a carpet like dogs. After they take fungi and place it in the shit smear, then incubate the fungi in the shit to create magic shrooms.

Hey did you try those shrooms I made from Shitakiing!!! They made me trip balls!!!! I love the shitaki mushroom!!!

by Jersey King September 30, 2020

Sahil shital

Sahil and shital are the best lovers ,soulmate and loving and caring life partners. Both are honest ,sensitive and emotional about their relation. Best ever couples Made by god . Their life is full of risk but they together fight for their love . They accept the challenges and always be ready to fight for each other. Though anything happens they always going to be together forever no one can separate them. They knows each other's feeling and love. Sahil is over handsome and sweetest heart . Shital is very very lucky to have sahil in her life. They prove that the true love exist.

Sahil shital

by S.S.W 777 November 23, 2021

Jacob Shiela Bruce

Jacob is an antisocial fossil. His hands look about 5 million years old and his hair is made up from 50 shades of ginger. He is dating Phoebe Bruce and has a huge crush on kevin Hart

Is that the gay kid? Yeah its Jacob Shiela Bruce

by GingerGaycob69 December 19, 2022

Premature shitaculation

The act of shitting yourself on the way to the toilet.

I suffered from premature shitaculation this morning after last night's vindaloo Curry.

by King mammal May 5, 2025