Shelf Check

When a girl has a phat ass, to the point where she could set her ass down on a shelf while standing.

Damn girl, lemme get a shelf check

by TheXtrm July 22, 2025

jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.

Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!

by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025

Shelf

Girl with a big booty that is flat on top like a shelf.

That girl got a shelf. You could set a coke can on that.

by Tremain50 May 7, 2025

stick on the shelf

A woman's pokie, pipe, dildo, vibrator,and butt plugs, not usually seen by anyone because it's on the shelf

I don't like when a dirty ass bitch don't care about her health I don't like shit but that stick on the shelf that's it I don't like shit so I sticks to myself myself

by Cal1foolya July 3, 2022

Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.

I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.

by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022

Shelf

Short for “shit myself”

Him 1:I just shelf
Him 2: bro

by CronchyApple May 5, 2020

Bottom shelf deckie

A way to use a snus by putting the snus into your foreskin.

Have you ever tried a bottom shelf deckie?

by YVLdoja January 3, 2025