Kale Your Shelf

Basically saying kill your self but in robloxes tos

Roblox kid: Bro stop exploiting you cheater!

Other Roblox Kid: Kale Your Shelf.

by RobotMonkey34 December 6, 2023

top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.

I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.

by pertassels December 15, 2023

shelf is so cool

Used when describing the app Shelf

"Have you installed Shelf"
"Yeah, Shelf is so cool"

by tttaaaarr July 26, 2023

shelf turd

A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.

Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?

Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?

Nah, grab me something

by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023

Shelf On The Elf

The Wrong Way To Say Elf On The SHelf

The Girl Sead Shelf On The Elf Instead OF Shelf On The Elf

by HighClassChampion April 29, 2022

Shelf

The appearance of full glutes from top to bottom. An ass that looks like you could sit a cup on it.

“Yeah my girl has a whole shelf from working out in the gym.”

by Imadethisbc October 27, 2022

Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.

I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.

by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022