Shelfing

During intercourse, the act of putting in just the balls (no penis) into the vagina

“Bro did you hit”
“Nah we just went shelfing”

by 69coochie-man69 October 4, 2021

Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.

My partner is a top-shelf cunt.

by Leland451 November 24, 2021

Shelf

The appearance of full glutes from top to bottom. An ass that looks like you could sit a cup on it.

“Yeah my girl has a whole shelf from working out in the gym.”

by Imadethisbc October 27, 2022

Cum shelf

A nice set of boobs.

Look at her cum shelf.

by Helixfire March 3, 2016

Shelf

Short for “shit myself”

Him 1:I just shelf
Him 2: bro

by CronchyApple May 5, 2020

Wall, Shelf, Door

An updated version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, where wall beats shelf, shelf beats door, and door beats wall.

"We both want the last cheese stick, let's settle it with an old fashioned game of wall, shelf, door."

"Oh, no!"

by PocketFruit July 29, 2025

Shelf On The Elf

The Wrong Way To Say Elf On The SHelf

The Girl Sead Shelf On The Elf Instead OF Shelf On The Elf

by HighClassChampion April 29, 2022