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uptown selfie

A selfie that is taken above the abdominal region on the body (for under the abdominal region, see downtown seflie), usually by a female exposing her chest. This shot takes a little more time and effort (perhaps some form of filter and lighting) and might be uploaded to her Tumblr if she feels it's reminiscent of her of modeling days–five years ago…
Girl One - *text alert* "He wants a picture! Quick, take an uptown selfie of my tits!"
Girl Two - "Perch them under your arm like you're presenting them to the world…That shot would look great in black and white."
by jo3mart December 4, 2013
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Selfie-conscious

Similar to being self conscious, being selfie conscious is when you are self conscious about taking a selfie in public.
"Why don't you just take the damn selfie?"

"There's too many people around. I'm feeling selfie-conscious."
by Grundle diddler January 5, 2016
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Australian Selfie

A selfie of down under, you know, your private parts.
Kids, stop taking Australian selfies, you never know who will see your phone.
by Mail lady Pat May 6, 2018
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angry selfie

An Angry Selfie is a selfie taken by an individual posing with an aggressive/angry facial expression with the jaw extended open and teeth showing. Created by Carl Thompson, theorist and philosopher.
"Carl Thompson's angry selfie is something special"- Derek Zoolander
"The Angry Selfie created by Mr Thompson is a pose to rival Blue Steel"- Vogue
by Oxford Dictionary Editorial January 10, 2014
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Selfie Ninja

,A person who takes a picture of a person taking a selfie. They can be anywhere when someone is taking a selfie. The person taking the selfie has no idea that they are being photographed by the ninja. This is not a photobomb---the ninja is not in the selfie, so position is key.
"Hey man, check out the hot piece of ace! Whoa, she's taking alot of selfies! I'll stand right here so she won't see me and take some pictures ! "

"Stand over there so she won't see you. You can be a selfie ninja! "
by Buck Walter July 25, 2016
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boner selfie

The act of taking a photo of oneself via a smartphone affixed to one's erect penis, as a substitute for a selfie stick.
Who needs a selfie stick? I'll just take a boner selfie. It's 2016!
by SuhDewd April 11, 2016
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Selfie Activist

Street protesters who use social media to create a facade of activism. More concerned with updating images of themselves at protests and rallies on social media than articulating the cause. Easily triggered, with a deer in headlights look, when debated, and clueless of how to achieve the political goals for which they are protesting.
by Cry Cis May 16, 2016
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