,A person who takes a picture of a person taking a selfie. They can be anywhere when someone is taking a selfie. The person taking the selfie has no idea that they are being photographed by the ninja. This is not a photobomb---the ninja is not in the selfie, so position is key.
"Hey man, check out the hot piece of ace! Whoa, she's taking alot of selfies! I'll stand right here so she won't see me and take some pictures ! "
"Stand over there so she won't see you. You can be a selfie ninja! "
"Stand over there so she won't see you. You can be a selfie ninja! "
by Buck Walter July 26, 2016
An Angry Selfie is a selfie taken by an individual posing with an aggressive/angry facial expression with the jaw extended open and teeth showing. Created by Carl Thompson, theorist and philosopher.
"Carl Thompson's angry selfie is something special"- Derek Zoolander
"The Angry Selfie created by Mr Thompson is a pose to rival Blue Steel"- Vogue
"The Angry Selfie created by Mr Thompson is a pose to rival Blue Steel"- Vogue
by Oxford Dictionary Editorial January 09, 2014
V. the act of ejaculating on someone attempting to take a photograph of themselves
N. A photograph that someone has taken of themselves, where semen is flying towards them
N. A photograph that someone has taken of themselves, where semen is flying towards them
V. Joe: If she doesn't stop taking god damn selfies, I'm gonna give her a happy selfie!
N. Ellis: That's the funniest happy selfie to date!
N. Ellis: That's the funniest happy selfie to date!
by kanbay December 21, 2013
When a girl uses filters, special lighting, contours and highlights her face to take a selfie but those who know her and see her in person know she's ugly ass hell.
by Wild Gal March 22, 2017
by Scoffer July 18, 2014
Similar to being self conscious, being selfie conscious is when you are self conscious about taking a selfie in public.
"Why don't you just take the damn selfie?"
"There's too many people around. I'm feeling selfie-conscious."
"There's too many people around. I'm feeling selfie-conscious."
by Grundle diddler November 04, 2015
The act of taking a photo of oneself via a smartphone affixed to one's erect penis, as a substitute for a selfie stick.
by SuhDewd January 01, 2016