scrambler

when you ask your girlfriend to make you breakfast in bed, but instead she has an abortion on your face.

last night i asked my girlfriend/wife to make me breakfast the next morning but instead i woke up to her giving me the scrambler.

by joeshsamp1 September 9, 2010

Scribble scrabble

Scribble Scrabble is when a 2 year old (of any gender) and a 69 year old man hook up. Generally it’s a grandfather and son, scribble scrabble usually takes place in the bathroom.

Drake: I heard that scribble scrabble is legal in Alabama.

Josh: No way!! I know where I’m moving.

by Scribblescrabble69 March 19, 2019

scrambled eggs

Spitting thouroughly on the vagina, so it looks foamy, then "tinkling" into the spit to make it yellowish. OR, eating out using so much saliva while she urinates, so that a thick yellowish foam develops on her vagina. Hard scrambled eggs is when after making the yellowish foamy substance ontop of the vagina, he drives himself into her, usually either missionary style or with her on top.

My friend got tired of eating so much tossed salad, he and his girlfriend got adventurous and had some soft scrambled eggs.

by Dell Dimen January 16, 2007

Scrambled Egg

The act of abortion through use of male genatalia.

Leroy gave Sally a scrambled egg while Johnny was at work.

by Wrong turner September 13, 2009

scrambled egg

When a chick is polishing a dude's knob and he jizzes in her ear, and then he rubs it profusely up and down.

Matt gave Kiera a nasty scrambled egg, and then she shit on his face.

by Shakira Jones April 16, 2006

scraple

V. Slang used by members of the Counter-Strike Mafia.

To hold on for dear life.

Kiss of Death caught a mid-air bullet to the face during her vain attempt to scraple.

Assassin was scrapling after taking a nade to the face.

by Don Atomic January 22, 2004

Scrambler

Verb
to scrambler
passed: scramblered
future: will scrambler
To have someone who is brilliant, courtly, and English use their charm to befriend you, intelligence to bamboozle you, then cut a side business deal behind your back. When you discover this side deal they cry and promise never to do it again. Those who scrambler others often hang around expensive restaurants ordering three entrées at a time others dime. Many people have been scrambled in the oil patch. People scrambler friends often because of greed, fear or desperation.

I’m down a million bonez ‘cuz I got scramblerd by Bruce
Make sure yo contract be iron-tiz-ite or you gets scramblered!
I didn’t get farked, I got scramblered. I’m still gana beat his arse.
My coke runner scramblered me ‘cause he is debt to his bookie

by Benjinyc April 11, 2008