Ed's grandfather was feeling nostalgic, so he bought a boomer scooter and is now farting up and down the road.
by Odiesel April 13, 2025

If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.
"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."
by NPD June 9, 2007

by Prettylexie January 4, 2018

When you are completely shit faced and you decide to play music full blast or make cinnamon rolls and play music full blast
by ScootsMcGoots July 23, 2016

by seacowwww March 7, 2021

A Character in "The book of Bjorf" plays no part in the main story but can go from dimension to dimension with his scooter. Mr.Pimp has a distinguished look with his jeweled top hat and accessories.
He genuinely has no part in the story but occasionally comes from his portal in the background of each scene or event of "The book of Bjorf"
He genuinely has no part in the story but occasionally comes from his portal in the background of each scene or event of "The book of Bjorf"
by IAMBJORF November 18, 2022
