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Boomer scooter

Any motorcycle type that was beloved by the baby boomer generation that is now wildly overpriced.
Ed's grandfather was feeling nostalgic, so he bought a boomer scooter and is now farting up and down the road.
by Odiesel April 13, 2025
mugGet the Boomer scootermug.
If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.
Adam: Go hit your ankle on a scooter you idiot!
Micheal: *Moves to another country*
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019
mugGet the go hit your ankle on a scootermug.

meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.
"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."
by NPD June 9, 2007
mugGet the meat scootermug.

Scooter buster

Someone that gets on your nerves or someone whose an idiot
Leana you see Zackery he's a mfn scooter buster at heart
by Prettylexie January 4, 2018
mugGet the Scooter bustermug.

Scooter Drunk

When you are completely shit faced and you decide to play music full blast or make cinnamon rolls and play music full blast
You were scooter drunk tonight after Yagas
by ScootsMcGoots July 23, 2016
mugGet the Scooter Drunkmug.

scooter birb

Wowowowowo scooter birb is my dream boyfriend he’s so hot with his little scooter<3333

Hi ethab
by seacowwww March 7, 2021
mugGet the scooter birbmug.

Scooter pimp

A Character in "The book of Bjorf" plays no part in the main story but can go from dimension to dimension with his scooter. Mr.Pimp has a distinguished look with his jeweled top hat and accessories.

He genuinely has no part in the story but occasionally comes from his portal in the background of each scene or event of "The book of Bjorf"
"Did you see Scooter pimp there today?"

"I wonder where Scooter pimp went?"
by IAMBJORF November 18, 2022
mugGet the Scooter pimpmug.

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