by jolynecujoh___ August 5, 2025
Get the Schrödinger’s Buttlikermug. A state of stress, where the thing thats causing stress leads you into a situation where period something in favour leads to stress and not performing it also leads to stress.
Lad 1: I cant study for these exams, it stresses me. We need to cancel these exams
Lad 2: The try not studying
Lad 1: That also stresses me
Lad 2: Damn kid, you got schrödinger's stress
Lad 2: The try not studying
Lad 1: That also stresses me
Lad 2: Damn kid, you got schrödinger's stress
by pornhubisjustyoutubewithporn December 10, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Stressmug. The term used when lag occurs in a game but only when you're looking at the thing that lags your game.
Guy 1: "I spawned a skyscraper on Garry's Mod but it only lagged the game when I looked at it?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's Schrödinger's Lag"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's Schrödinger's Lag"
by BoneZonelol October 8, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Lagmug. A person who changes how they rate a series of media based on twitter reaction and who they’re talking to (usually anime/manga/vn)
by TldrNud November 25, 2022
Get the Schrödinger’s Media Consumermug. When the author of a love song doesn't say who the song is for (He or She). They often use YOU for reference to whom they sing it for, to hide the reality. Often used by 80s/90s singers.
W: "Last Christmass I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away"
P: I love this song. The girl in the music video is really lucky for having him.
R: Actually he never said who, he sings for.
P: Well then I guess he is a Schrödinger's Gay
P: I love this song. The girl in the music video is really lucky for having him.
R: Actually he never said who, he sings for.
P: Well then I guess he is a Schrödinger's Gay
by KínaiZsidó January 11, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Gaymug. Person 1: dude I'm at a hotel and the wifi is so bad I think I have Schrödinger's chat
Person 2: what
Person 1: get it it's like I dont know if the chat is dead or not like instead of the cat
Person 2: wow you used the experiment correctly in a joke that's rare
Person 2: what
Person 1: get it it's like I dont know if the chat is dead or not like instead of the cat
Person 2: wow you used the experiment correctly in a joke that's rare
by karlplant April 7, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's chatmug. When a woman takes the form of 'independent of men' or 'dependent on men', based on which state serves her interest best.
Schrödinger's Feminist:
If a man opens my door he is disenfranchising my free agency.
If a man does not open my door he isn't even doing the bare minimum making him worthy of my time.
Malignant solipsistic narcissism is at the core of both states (Independent of men / Dependent on men) of True Female Nature (TFN)
More or less, "TRUTH" for a woman is whatever raises a woman to power on the subjugation of the male spirit.
If a man opens my door he is disenfranchising my free agency.
If a man does not open my door he isn't even doing the bare minimum making him worthy of my time.
Malignant solipsistic narcissism is at the core of both states (Independent of men / Dependent on men) of True Female Nature (TFN)
More or less, "TRUTH" for a woman is whatever raises a woman to power on the subjugation of the male spirit.
by ika tan April 2, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Feministmug.