Schrödinger’s Beer

The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.

“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus substantiate its nonexistence.”

by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024

Schrödinger's Futanari

You won't know if she has a dick or not until you see it by yourself

"I don't know bro, .... look so sexy until i saw it with my own eyes 😓"

"So it means i'd called those a Schrödinger's Futanari"

by a9ito September 21, 2025

Schrödinger's Gender

A term used to describe a character that is never referred to as he or she, but isn't confirmed to be non-binary, and thus only becomes one of the 3 when one observes them

Dude: Bro I love Frisk she's so cool
Bro: Dude
Dude: ?
Bro: Frisk is Schrödinger's Gender bro
Dude: Oooooh

by meowlmygoat November 2, 2025

Schrödinger's Turk

Schrödinger's Turk usually refers to someone who uses a persona best suited for the situation but immediately change their whole persona when the situation doesn't go to plan.

UNLIKE ''Schrödinger's cat'' the phrase ''Schrödinger's Turk'' will only exclusively be used to describe a person only

This phrase was widely popularized on the internet to mock Turkish streamer Hassan Piker, who would switch between being ''Caucasian'' and being ''Arab'' to best suit the narrative at hand.

Hassan: ''I have faced much racism as an Arab in America.''
Hassan: ''Oh, i guess they don't like us, white boys.''

Viewer: Oh my god, here he goes again! That Schrödinger's Turk.

by Flutteryn December 1, 2025

Schrödinger lie

A lie, typically a boast or hyperbole, that can be played of as a joke. Depending on if the audience believes the lie, the liar decides whether or not the statement was intended to be taken seriously.

"That wasn't a joke, it was a Schrödinger lie; you really thought we would believe that."

by glorpyv December 5, 2025

Schrödingers ragebait

Acting straight retarded and then saying "oh it’s ragebait!" When, it’s them seeing what the person they are conversing with’s reaction and then saying "oh it’s ragebait!"

Person 1: hey, you know that the capital of Australia is Byron Bay

Person 2: the capital of Australia is Canberra you know?

Person 1: yeah I know it was just ragebait

Person 2: you really are Schrödingers ragebaiter

by Saltyapple49 December 10, 2025

Schrödinger's groupchat

A groupchat that is either very active or inactive on a complete random basis. You have no clue if the groupchat has a lot or few messages until you open the app/groupchat.

"This groupchat is so inconsistent. One time it has hundreds of messages and another time it's completely dead."
"Yeah, it's basically Schrödinger's groupchat."

by DutchPolarBear December 26, 2025