Noah schnapps wife

You just married Noah schnapp. You know where he lives now, his collage, what he does. And his phone number!!

Me: Im Noah schnapps wife. I will kidnap him and make him love me. Xx

by OG AKAKSJSLDKJELSJSO October 6, 2022

Noah Schnapp

MaTeRiAl GoRl 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
(Gay)

Girl 1: ugh I love Noah Schnapp
Girl 2: umm.... Girly, I hate to break it to you but, he's gay
*Girl 1 turns into a man and renames himself Chad*
Chad: hehehe, say that again?

by F33tsl@y3r321💅🏻 July 6, 2023

Noah Schnapp

An evil zionist twink piece of shit

Noah Schnapp is a twink who wants kids to be murdered

by Noah Schnapp is a zionist pig November 14, 2023

Dag Schnabbit

A rendition of Dag Nabbit.
Uses usually more in a joking sense, wherein you use Dag Nabbit more for Sensible things, Dag Schnabbit is more contextual, or when you don't care all that much about what was lost.

"NOO! I LOST AGAIN!!!"
Friend: "Dag Schnabbit."

by AverageGGamer March 25, 2024

Dipper Schnapper

A friendlier, kinder way of referring to someone as a dip shit.

Some dipper schnapper left the window open with the A.C. on!

by anonymous June 22, 2025

Keep the caps on the Schnapps

"Fancy-pants" way of saying "keep da plug in da jug".

If da King had followed his own "Keep the caps on the Schnapps" advice during his temperance-revival meetings instead of periodically "puttin' in his time with a private jug, on the sly", he might not have been pursued by all of da angry townspeople whom he'd duped and swindled.

by QuacksO March 27, 2026