Slapping taffy

When ur dad walks into your room and flops his pecker onto your four head

My son loves slapping taffy

by Jackson Hamer February 28, 2019

schmepping

Dipping and / or going really fuckin fast.

This car is a straight schmepper. When I was schmepping from the police ...

by Alfanso the Great the second February 8, 2019

slapping the bongos

When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.

Did you hear Austin slapping the bongos last night?

by KitchenBound41 July 25, 2019

Schlirping

The act of slowly sucking a woman pussy lips to the point that it will feel like you are sucking noodles down your throat

Damn you are loose have you been schlirping?!?

by Anus_launcher April 15, 2020

Slapping penguins

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower

My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower

by Iloveyouivy June 30, 2020

Slapping the Gremlin

Slapping the Gremlin (v). During a MMF threesome, when one M reaches out and slaps the other M, thus establishing dominance. The M slapped becomes the gremlin.

Yo man, I heard last night when Chris and Larry were spitroasting Adriana, Larry decided it was a good time for Slapping the Gremlin with Chris.

by homebrewneuralyzer October 2, 2020

Slapping fuckskins

A casual way of addressing the desire to rearrange the guts of a significant other. This references the beautiful slapping noises made during intercourse, along with the angelic term for genitalia.

Husband: Hey the kids are sleeping we should be slapping fuckskins

Wife: Ew, not when you call it that

by boiler December 17, 2020