A lawless dystopia full of drug taking zombies living in tents on needle-littered streets. Setting up a shop here is impossible since it will be frequently robbed in broad daylight. If someone squats in your home, you are legally banned from evicting them, as doing so could be racist or even misogynistic.
by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023
The saddest city I've lived in. People are cramped in like sardines. Homes are squeezed so tightly next to each other there's no space at all. You open your curtains to see a wall. There's no grass or yard, just concrete. There's so many homeless and drug dealers that Joe citizen can't walk down the street safely. The homeless defacate and urinate on the sidewalks. There's trash all over the place. It's sad, so very, very sad.
A San Francisco pillow fight consists of a group of skinny-jean and scarf wearing dudes taking turns flogging each other with their yam bags. The victor is determined by whomever can withstand the most scrotes without blowing their nut guppies all over the place.
Oh man, I was involved in the most intense San Francisco pillow fight, the other day. By the end of it, it looked like a Cinnabon store exploded!
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021
When a male and female have sexual intercourse by the male putting his testicles in the females anus and she poops all over them.
by Ryan Bensing May 20, 2008
by Jennifurbuger June 22, 2022
Originally designed as a contest for gay men, two people standing back to back have one set of anal beads inserted into their rectums and proceed to have a tug-of war by clenching and attempting to pull away from each other.
Tom was the clear winner in last nights San Francisco Tractor Pull, Tony did go away with 2cd place and a prolapsed rectum though.
by IUD or IED? May 06, 2020
by A'Louriean February 28, 2024