sampsonitis

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.

1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!

by AsianPersuasian March 21, 2008

samoon

a new bicycle company from western canada that's owned by professional film-maker aaron larock.

"samoon bikes look pretty cool...i would like the pink frame!"
"samoon has a ghetto webpage but cool vids on pinkbike i wish i could ride like those guys"

by send air May 4, 2008

Sampong

a) a hard-worker..

b) a created player in a video game in which all his attributes would be 99

3) 113 yr old man who works 3 hour shifts once a week, but in those three hours does more than all of the other workers combined

in at 12, out at 3..pulled a sampong today!

wow, you moved all those boxes? really samponged it up eh?

by Agent Vook November 24, 2010

Samongan

A person descending from both Samoan and Tongan heritage.

"That rugby player is tough! Straight up Samongan!"

by SandAndSnow March 10, 2015

Samsung Switch

A sexual technique.

When is having sex with an expensive Japanese prostitute and goes ass to mouth for an additional fee.

"I pulled a Samsung Switch on her after I jizzed, and she didn't even gag. Made sure to tip her well."

by RokubiVoid June 25, 2016

samsung edger

A guy/girl who loves to brag about their Samsung S6/S7 Edge screen and features. They also tend to use apps with the word Edge in it like "Microsoft Edge"

Bob: I got a new phone!
Rick: No way, a Samsung S7?
Bob: Not just a Samsung S7, a Samsung S7 Edge.... get it right.
Rick: Stop being such a douchy Samsung Edger..
Bob: Ha you're just jealous of my new phone.

by MacaroniTwentyTwo January 25, 2017

samsung s5 neo

Fabios Phone is crap

He's got a Samsung he must be an idiot #Samsung s5 neo is shit

by AvalonTV February 25, 2017