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Still Salty

The ultimate dis track about SYNing
Grack: "Ayo lily this kid tried to steal all my lightbulbs, he tried to suck em"
Lily: "He must be still salty"
Kaity:"He thought he was lil Huddy or something"
by Your Granny Tranny xoxo August 5, 2020
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Alex Is Salty

Alex got mad in minecraft and left
by butterone78 August 23, 2019
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Salty Monocle

A sexual act in which, when reaching climax, the man withdraws his penis from sexual release, then proceeds in ejaculating in a straight line up the side of the woman's cheek and circling the eye to form a monocle composed of semen.

This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.
"You look simple ravishing with that Salty Monocle my dear, you most certainly shimmer with a higher class."

"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."

"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"
by Kevike May 1, 2009
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Salty Chicharon

a guy's tasty dick when he gets oral sex without having washed 'recently': his partner is having a 'salty sam' on account of the salty sweat and other residues that are ingested in the process of the fellatio
she just went for it before i could suggest a quick shower...I thought "hey, I guess she won't mind a salty Chicharon...whatthafuk, maybe she likes it that way!"
by Dr. Awesome PhD February 27, 2011
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Salty Parachute

When semen is ejaculated and floats gracefully towards the ground.

Usually performed from a height.
Guy 1: "One time when I was on holidays. I was doing my best doggy style with this bird on a balcony, I pull out, shoot the business over the edge and it floated down like a Salty Parachute"

Guy 2: "No you didn't!"
by LobsterMoxie July 25, 2018
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Salty slutorious

It’s a mix of Jacob sartorius and sluts, this word is for people who are above and beyond saltiness.
“Damn why is kaedence so pissed, what's her problem”? she’s being a salty slutorious that’s what”
by Canigetahooiyahbaby November 2, 2018
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salty vet

A long time player (veteran) of a specific videogame that was disappointed to many times to be optimistic anymore towards any positive changes in the community or the game itself. Salty vets are usually the most passionate and the most ranting players in a gaming community.
You saw that post on reddit yesterday?

Yeah, typical rant from another salty vet. He had a point though.
by NonameFTW May 8, 2018
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