Joke-Sale

A Joke-Sale is when they want you to think you're getting a good deal, but upon closer inspection it's really not. On the Internet, the original price is inflated and slashed out then the new price is very close to the actual price.

I tried to buy a new set of headphones on Black Friday but it was a Joke-Sale!

by GRINGOJS November 25, 2023

Olesen Sale

When a company raises prices by a large percentage, then declares a sale on the same items for a smaller percentage, giving the impression of big savings but in reality pocketing higher profits than usual. References Little House on the Prairie episode "Harriet's Happenings" (1978) in which the Mrs. Oleson raises the price of her goods 50% but advertises a 30% discount. "We'll make a 20% profit!"

"This TV cost less money before Black Friday! What an Olesen Sale!"

by KittenWithaWhip December 1, 2011

Sales mercial

An item you would Sell using an add or commercial

You tell someone they can sell their idea using a Sales Mercial

by Z Cool December 21, 2023

$3 SALE

Unsuccessful Only Fans whores on Twitter be like: $3 SALE only today
This is a recurring pattern when searching "$3 SALE" on twitter

Friend: Found the hottest e-girl on Twitter
Me: That bitch probably on $3 sale

by Yolobert November 19, 2021

Yard Sale

a derogatory term for a middle school/freshman girl.

Most effective when yelled at said girl(s) from a distance.

Guy : "Show me your titties!"
Girl : *keeps walking*
Guy : "Yard Sale!!!"
Girl : "What???"
Guy : "lol"

by shotdownNflames August 15, 2007

salese

THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER AND IS A GOAT

hey i just saw salese

by salese is a goat June 29, 2022

queen of sales

A woman entrepreneur with Marketing Skills that will generate profits.

I sold my house with the Queen of Sales Realtor Myesha and it was a breeze.

by Queen Blacc June 11, 2019