Sailor with a wooden leg

When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch
She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here
by Gabberke December 30, 2022
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Sailor (friend)

Very gay and horny. Their taste in men is horrible. DON'T LET THEM NEAR OLDER MEN IN THEIR 40'S!! They are also known to make very concerning jokes but who are we to judge? We are no different. Also they only pull mean bitches for some reason.
Sailor (friend) is a simp. Please tell them to touch grass.
by vineyardzz_ January 04, 2023
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Wayward sailor

A wandering sailor; always searching for calm; struggles in and with conforming society; enjoys being alone, craves company but then leaves abruptly for the comfort of their wandering nature alone
The wayward sailor enjoyed having drinks with friends from long ago, but quickly retired to his boat and felt the comfort of knowing what he wouldn’t know until morning.
by T4me11 March 20, 2022
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sailor smith

girl everyone knows at lake highlands dallas because of rg
I heard sailor smith was with reagan davis
by Dallasghost69 May 24, 2022
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silicone sailor

(n) 1. a woman with breast implants that goes thru boyfriends, looking for love, like a sailor goes thru rum on an all night binge. Usually due to a complex matrix of self-confidence, immaturity, promiscuity, and daddy issues.
-OMG, did you hear about (name)?

she cheated on her boyfriend.

--Again?! She kept sayin to me that this is the one.

- I know, right. They were together for like ever.

She changed after the operation.

-Ya, she's such a silicone sailor.
by Azn_707 February 07, 2010
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Sailor cursing

My dad curses like a sailor. He hates traffic.
#Sailor cursing
by Aluminose1 February 10, 2020
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