Silly Little Sailor

Coolest person alive
sails
writes sad poetry

person 1: “Wow, who are they? They look rad”
person 2: “Oh theyre both part of the silly little sailor club.”
person 1: “Nice”

by Sillysailorgirl May 3, 2022

nutty sailor

When you having sex with a women in a bath tub and cum in the water. Afterwards you blow the floating cum into her mouth.

Ted and Wanda were taking a bath the other night when he gave her a nutty sailor.

by Rub_a_dub_chub February 8, 2025

Pencil sailor

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.

Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.

by rethinker May 6, 2019

unwed sailor

pretentious, without merit, over the hill.

My God, that is one gnarly Unwed Sailor!

by slayerofthepoon October 20, 2008

Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box

I gave her a sailor-dave

by Van hoe November 28, 2019

Maxxine the Sailor

A girl who is a saint for seamen and a "port of call" for all the sailors of the world.

Guy number 1: "Dude, Maxxine the Sailor totally saved my life from whale sharks!"

Guy number 2: "Yeah I hear she's a saint for seamen."

by WinnieFTW March 1, 2009

Sailor (friend)

Very gay and horny. Their taste in men is horrible. DON'T LET THEM NEAR OLDER MEN IN THEIR 40'S!! They are also known to make very concerning jokes but who are we to judge? We are no different. Also they only pull mean bitches for some reason.

Sailor (friend) is a simp. Please tell them to touch grass.

by vineyardzz_ January 4, 2023