Aarifian Situation

Being in a situation where you have to chose between your career and the love of your life.

Yesterday, my girlfriend called me to either let me go or get ready for the marriage.
While I was about to start my career and hoped it to flourish, I had to choose between my career and the love of my life.
My friend: Looks like you are in an Aarifian situation. Choose wisely bruh.

by Aadu26 January 11, 2024

situational loser

When someone is what is traditionally understood as a loser, but only in very specific situations. Their loserdom is not consistent throughout their life. The condition oscillates from day to day. They may be a winner in some dimensions, but occasionally loser attributes often emerge when the universe throws the right (wrong) things their way.

Can you believe he didn't go home with that girl? What a situational loser. Great guy otherwise though. Madly respect and love him.

by Jósh January 12, 2024

L situation

When two people clearly like eachother, but one person is with someone who is wrong for them.

Damn I really like him, but he’s dating this bitch so it’s an L situation

by Cheenus gro January 21, 2024

situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.

Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

by Excelsior_23 November 25, 2023

In your situation

The sweetest angel walking on Earth that despite being busy with a family and another kid on the way, always goes the extra mile for her everyone. Good? Happy?

“Are you sure you can do that in your situation?

by HalfManHalfAmazing077 April 29, 2023

Flower Situation

When you want someone to do something cause they want to, not because you told them you want it

"I want him to apologize, it's a flower situation"

by ArellanoDinoe May 15, 2023

Situational flirting

Flirting based on the situation and not the person.

Roo: "Wow everyone in the Below Deck crew is flirting with each other even though I'm not convinced any of them actually fancy each other."
Ol: "Yeh I read on Urban Dictionary that it's called situational flirting."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020