salter

salter is when you call the cops on all your opps

damnn thats a salter move whatta pussy

by bolton demon shit April 9, 2021

Salut

Informal French greeting, equivalent to the English "hi."

"Hey, there!"
"Salut!"

by WeluvTwinkie May 13, 2005

Sluteratops

An obese slut, usually loud. Stomps through buildings, making the ground shake. Typically breaks chairs when sitting down.

That sluteratops was at my house last night, and she broke my sofa when she sat down.

by Netic January 7, 2010

Saluted

extremely fucked up or high off weed, pills, or alcohol

Person A: How you feeling man?

Person B: Dude I'm saluted...

by 803 cKc January 28, 2009

Salted Waffle

Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.

Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...

Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!

by That's a Damn Shame March 30, 2015

Salutate

To say hello to someone or greet them, a situation in which a person may say "salutations." Using this word is perfect in all situations, as it sounds inherently dirty and will often be initially interpreted as such.

See that girl over there? I totally want to salutate her.
I'll be sure to salutate your grandfather tonight at the party.

by MrMcMister October 19, 2010

sautéed

to get beyond sauced, crossfaded, or just generally fucked up on weed and/or booze

Dude I got so sautéed after two doobies to the face.

by jb_stack February 21, 2017