A park ranger who was struck by lightning SEVEN times throughout his life, committed suicide after getting friendzoned in his seventies, and then got struck by lightning an eighth time, six feet under.
Roy Sullivan would have been awesome to have as a grandfather. Can you just imagine being able to say that your grandpa is a "Human Lightning Rod"?
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 26, 2022
Get the Roy Sullivanmug. Stephen roy is a guy who has a peanut shaped head and gets the custard bus and go's out with cearfuelmole9
by IS_SHADOW_YT January 28, 2022
Get the Stephen roymug. Somebody: That Heath Newton is quite the Le Roi.
Somebody Else: Fuck Heath Newton, I'm with ZEB E DEE!!
Somebody Else: Fuck Heath Newton, I'm with ZEB E DEE!!
by Dude January 30, 2004
Get the le roimug. When you bite a guy’s neck as you cum in his ass.
You can do this with a girl as well but only if you’re doing anal or it doesn’t count.
You can do this with a girl as well but only if you’re doing anal or it doesn’t count.
Omg last night was sooo hott. My boyfriend was inside of me and gave me a Sigfried and Roy as he came in me!
by JohnnySavage September 25, 2023
Get the A Sigfried and Roymug. A man with whom I love dearly, forever. He is a sensitive man with a tendency to be selfish and stows away his feelings like a treasure trove waiting to be found but at his core, he is sincere; he is very HANDSOME and maybe his biggest weakness is he forgives too easily but it’s also his biggest strength. He is equipped with knowledge of various esoteric subjects and is skilled with a pen (or pencil) along with a guitar; his heart is his biggest asset but the pen is his sword. Probably his biggest fault, is he doesn’t say how he feels and let’s precious moments slip through his fingers (we are so similar) because he is a tough decision maker which causes a neurosis of infinite yearning and torment of lost loves. He misses a girl very much and she misses him too, but alas, they cannot be together. For he has traveled to a far off place to which she is not but a foreigner. Perhaps their paths will cross again in a far off future and they will meet suddenly on a crowded rooftop and it’ll be like no time has passed and they’re the only two people under the stars. Until then she may just write more of these. Roy, the last pirate 🏴 ☠️ It’s not too many men not like roy, keep him.
“Roy, safe travels! May you only do great things”
“Roy, I forgive you, I’m sorry”
“Roy, we really were like two ships passing in the night”
“Roy, you are my greatest love. How long it may take us to cross paths again, I will be waiting. I’m sorry, and I love you in a million years ^^<3 -J”
“Roy, sail on”
“Roy”
“Roy, I forgive you, I’m sorry”
“Roy, we really were like two ships passing in the night”
“Roy, you are my greatest love. How long it may take us to cross paths again, I will be waiting. I’m sorry, and I love you in a million years ^^<3 -J”
“Roy, sail on”
“Roy”
by Swhwarty143J June 22, 2022
Get the Roymug. 