Cletus: I'm sick of those fucking river rocks coming and taking our jobs
Clint: Damn straight. Now pass me the chewing tobacco
Clint: Damn straight. Now pass me the chewing tobacco
by My_Real_Name_420 July 14, 2017
Get the River Rockmug. A small community near soldotna,alaska but is actually technically in Sterling, Alaska. A group of people mostly senior citizens, and 99% of them are hypocritical and judgemental bastards that dont want to accommodate the younger generation living in the area whatsoever.
The community center is ran by said senior citizens. Consequently, since they live in such a small area, they're more often than not...bored, whether they can admit it or not. So, their main form of entertainment is to talk down about individuals younger than them, and basically one of the biggest forums of the well-known and nostalgic game called, "Telephone."
(Someone starts a ridiculous rumor, and it gets twisted and changed into something even more interesting or sometimes damaging. The few good hearted and good natured people that dwell in this area must be real-life saints to put up with the senile folk talking about things they know nothing about. But it seems that the funny river water must have some sort of a regression effect on the older generation. They go back to the same sort of insults and immature behavior relating to high school or even grade school bullying.
Otherwise, this area is a beautiful and serene setting. Great place to relax, do some gardening, fishing, and "get away from it all" (the hustle and bustle of the bigger towns or cities)
If you can manage to not have to meet your neighbors and keep to only family then you'll be set and stress-free.
The community center is ran by said senior citizens. Consequently, since they live in such a small area, they're more often than not...bored, whether they can admit it or not. So, their main form of entertainment is to talk down about individuals younger than them, and basically one of the biggest forums of the well-known and nostalgic game called, "Telephone."
(Someone starts a ridiculous rumor, and it gets twisted and changed into something even more interesting or sometimes damaging. The few good hearted and good natured people that dwell in this area must be real-life saints to put up with the senile folk talking about things they know nothing about. But it seems that the funny river water must have some sort of a regression effect on the older generation. They go back to the same sort of insults and immature behavior relating to high school or even grade school bullying.
Otherwise, this area is a beautiful and serene setting. Great place to relax, do some gardening, fishing, and "get away from it all" (the hustle and bustle of the bigger towns or cities)
If you can manage to not have to meet your neighbors and keep to only family then you'll be set and stress-free.
Example of word as noun or verb:
I never go on vacation anymore, but that's ok because Funny River is a great place for all never-ending "stay-cation"
- I just Funny-River'd all month. It was just as great but much cheaper than paying for airfare etc. To go to some over -populated tourist trap.
I never go on vacation anymore, but that's ok because Funny River is a great place for all never-ending "stay-cation"
- I just Funny-River'd all month. It was just as great but much cheaper than paying for airfare etc. To go to some over -populated tourist trap.
by Chsto2girlnmom May 17, 2019
Get the Funny Rivermug. Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.
Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.
Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!
Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.
Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!
by bahahaha mt August 28, 2011
Get the River puppiesmug. 
I hope I get lucky with that hot chick tonight and she river tits the fuck outta me. Absolute double-D heaven.
by ShitLesSays September 12, 2016
Get the River Titsmug. A sexual act where a man or woman pees at the top of their partners butt crack, allowing the pee to run down their crack and flowing over their butt hole, aka your gray raisin.
by ChubbyBunny985 November 11, 2019
Get the River Raisinmug. by Fuffywaffle October 12, 2018
Get the river turkeymug.