Rise 6.0

conspiracy theory created by auth and alan, will never actually come out.

Friend: when is Rise 6.0 coming out?
Guy: It’s coming out in Math.random() * 99999999 days

by brandonawsome August 15, 2022

Hawaiian high rise

The Hawaiian high rise is a public pooping maneuver that helps prevent but not limited to such instances as sitting on the seat itself and backsplash from the poop by being in a position where you can quickly move yourself forward as the poop exits your butt. It’s a hovering move that was put into practice after some poops in highly questionable places such as but not limited to Porta johns, popular college bars during its busiest times, airports, tradeshows, and rest areas.

I had to Hawaiian high rise the poop I just took because there was pee all over the seat.

by Mr. Full Disclosure August 22, 2022

Rise and Grime

When you set wake up everyday to do the same thing , but just Half-ass your way through because you A. You are too physically or mentally tired B. Your rents due and you have no choice.

Person 1:Rise and grime Rick, your late for your 16 hour shift!
Person 2: FML, aight lets get it.

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

“The Rise”

A dance done in Tennessee made famous by infamous tiktok

Girl 1 - “what is that girl doin”

Girl 2 - “who her over there”

Girl 1 - “Yeah Her”

Girl 2 - “ Oh her yeah she doin” “The Rise” you know briana’s cousin be doin it in Tennessee

by Ruiz Quintana November 9, 2022

rise

a dance

rise is fun Riseing

by Vivansh June 5, 2022

Rising Tide Charter School

The worst school in the state of Massachusetts. If you want your child to be around goofy ass kids that don't play sports and play video games all day go here. Also if you want your child to not be comfortable in school RT is the school for you. Lastly if you want your child to be under more stress than a middle aged woman in her mid life crisis you should definitely send your kid to rising tide the shitiest joke of a school to ever be created.

If you want your kid to commit suicide send them to Rising Tide Charter School.

by Joe Ingles sniffs lizards February 4, 2021

The Dead Rising Doctrine

If something is very confusing with no or little explanation at all, just don't questions about it and ignore it.

Gamer 1: Why do two beer items make a painkiller when put in a blender in this?
Gamer 2: I go by The Dead Rising Doctrine, don't question it.

Man 1: Why does my kid throw up shit when he takes his ADHD medication?
Man 2: I think it's best to use The Dead Rising Doctrine in this one.

by microsoftwindowsvista March 1, 2021