It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.
Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.
by Hobbes2 May 22, 2008
Get the Puerto Rican Poodle Plastermug. While Puerto Rican music is playing in the background, you sit on a girl's face naked. She gives you a rim job and you finger her in her vagina. While all of this is going on you fart directly into her mouth.
by ThePuertoRican1234 October 28, 2010
Get the Puerto Rican Gas Maskmug. Jose didn't get his welfare check yet, how did he pay for that beer? He used his puerto rican credit card.
by Tom Horsfield July 12, 2006
Get the puerto rican credit cardmug. Moving or leaving your current residence in the middle of the night as to avoid anyone (i.e. neighbors) from knowing or seeing.
Did you see where Mike went? All his stuff is gone from his dorm.
Ah must've been a puerto rican move out.
Ah must've been a puerto rican move out.
by Boneasaurus September 8, 2010
Get the Puerto Rican Move Outmug. when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once
by scott May 11, 2004
Get the puerto rican hampermug. A sexual move performed as follows:
When engaged in sex in a doggy style position, pull out and exclaim "Oh whoops, my dick fell out." Replace yourself with a large Puerto Rican friend, and let him resume. Wait a moment, then run around in front of partner and shout "Surprise!"
Alternate names: Juan Carlos Surprise, The Sneaky Thieving Mexican.
When engaged in sex in a doggy style position, pull out and exclaim "Oh whoops, my dick fell out." Replace yourself with a large Puerto Rican friend, and let him resume. Wait a moment, then run around in front of partner and shout "Surprise!"
Alternate names: Juan Carlos Surprise, The Sneaky Thieving Mexican.
Hey Mike, how're you and Sandra doing?
Not to good man.. last night me and Juan did the Puerto Rican Sneak-her and she ain't to happy..
Not to good man.. last night me and Juan did the Puerto Rican Sneak-her and she ain't to happy..
by zon June 10, 2007
Get the puerto rican sneak-hermug. When a guy is hovered over his girl and is jerking off on her face, and when he cums on her face he simultaneously shits on her chest... he must really like her a lot!!!
*don't do this if you have bad knees
Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.
*don't do this if you have bad knees
Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.
Ex. Knowing I was going to see my girl later, I went to Cotijas and ate 2 juicy carnitas burritos with extra sour cream and hot sauce. I then proceeded straight to Amanda's house, hoping I wouldn't shit myself, knowing I was on borrowed time. As soon as I walked through the door, I had to tip toe, knowing I might shit myself. I grabbed her hand and rushed her into the bedroom, threw her on the bed while I rapidly took my pants off, I straddled her chest and gave her the best Puerto Rican Deviled Egg she's ever had.
Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.
Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.
by Jason’s Sugar Tits July 6, 2021
Get the Puerto Rican Deviled Eggmug.