post-relationship

The mindset where after a serious relationship, such as a marriage or even serious dating ends, that you are not interested in entering into another relationship.

Being post relationship can either be a physiological / emotional reaction to the end of a serious relationship, or a concious choice to not enter into a serious relationship.

For an unfortunate few being post-relationship could even be declared after an unreciprocated infatuation. Them feels.

"Hey I like you and I want to spend time with you but I should let you know I'm post-relationship at the moment'.

Post-relationship

by Bruce Threethousand June 14, 2016

relationship hoe

Someone who loves loyal relationships, but intensely enjoys sex at the same time.

She's not a hoe, she's just a relationship hoe

by PattyKane88 May 16, 2016

polynomial relationship

a better choice of words for an open relationship.

X+Y+Z= YES PLEASE

Chad, Zachary, and I should be in a polynomial relationship

by jcassidy23 February 16, 2018

open relationship

a). a facebook setting that allows you to give in to your sluttastic urges while keeping a "saftey net" around in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.

b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.

"oh there's no need to worry about milliscent, we're in an open relationship. yeah we just need some time- SHIT, milliscent's here! act cool, we were just talking...about...chinese fireworks. that's right, chinese fireworks and not hooking up with eacho- hey babe, how's it goin'? you okay, you look upset. you wanna talk about it, i- hey milly, babe come back!"

by jon burton June 16, 2006

A&R relationship

Basically, it's the most toxic relationship that can ever exist where the girl keeps giving undless chances for the boy who doesn't deserve them. He doesn't love or care and she keeps thinking he will start caring at some point.

Meriem : love me.
Yasser : i don't need to, i already do.

Aya : rayan would never tell me that.
*screams angrily for rayan to come*
Rayan : are we breaking up? yeeeyyyy

Yasser : yikes, that's an A&R relationship

by Definitelynotmeyem September 22, 2020

dead relationship

a relationship that is over. Completely destroyed with no chance of recovery.

Remember that girl I used to date, yeah well thats a dead relationship. Now she'sjust a voice in my head.

by notwiththebs August 6, 2014

plutonic relationship

A relationship that creates great wealth, allowing both members to become plutocrats.

My cofounder and I just broke $10/million monthly in sales. We have a great plutonic relationship.

by jkoppel September 7, 2022