Reddit

Degenerates

Person: what’s you’re favorite social media

Degenerate: Reddit cause it’s the best

Person: oh sorry I’m not good at talking to people with mental illnesses

by Fhtvdhdhbh March 7, 2021

reddit

reddit is a website that will suck you in and won't let you out until dawn.

Especially if you find the right subreddit.

by HGF88 July 29, 2014

reddit laugh

A quiet laugh to yourself because you don't want other people to know you're reading reddit. Or a quiet laugh to one's self when no one else is around. Usually for fear of being mocked.

I was in class and did a little reddit laugh when you were smirking at me through the window.

by polishwunderkind July 31, 2012

Redditor

Redditor is braindead person who think Own opinion is correct all times. Absolutely, They live in Their parents house. Never got a job, They call "Reddit mod" As a job. Espically, 90% Of them are calling someone "Touch grass", But when they aren't.

Person1:i love fortnite tbh lol
Fatass:SHUT UP!!! FORTNITE IS KIDS GAME YOU ARE STUPID!!!
Person1:stfu redditor

by BrosBros May 18, 2022

redditch

Large town in the Midlands UK. Could be so nice if it tried. Unfortunately, it has a chav problem. If only there was a chav rentokil...oh where was i..
It is characterised by huge estates, rubbish bus services and dismal nightclubs that get closed down and have to change their name. It is absolutely true that there is not much to do at night in Redditch. Your best bet is chicago rock cafe, if you don't mind 5 mile queues.

Never, ever drive unprepared into Redditch. You WILL get lost, all the roundabouts look identical. At best, you'll emerge, a gibbering wreck, somewhere near Alvechurch. At worst, you'll drive round Churchill for all eternity...

by me old fruity May 23, 2006

redditor

- Someone with no opinions. Reads unfunny memes all day and bugs other people about said unfunny memes. Always have the same opinions as other redditors and vice versa
- Acts like that one annoying kid from The Polar Express, but always denies that they do
- Is not funny.

Redditor: Hey, do you know Reddit? It's really funny dude! It isn't cringe unlike Instagram! I make my meme compilations with the memes there!

Teacher: do your Math test, Kyle.

Redditor: (Ugh, this is totally not a Wholesome Poggers moment.)

by licensedretard January 7, 2021

redditor

a gay retard who has never felt the touch of a woman, somebody who has never touched grass in their life.

“are you a redditor?” “no, i’m not fucking mentally retarded”

by musclemansjar December 7, 2021