When a Lara Croft (singular lady) has an eye for the much, much (ancient) older man with a view to find the "Big O" (Occident) or the monies. Pleasure is an artefact in this world and must be archaeologically sourced or adventured for via booby traps. A gold digger for the right reasons!
"She's gorgeous! What's she doing with that fossil?"
"He knows his shit about continuo dude! It's not abour the money... she's a Tomb Raider bro"
"He knows his shit about continuo dude! It's not abour the money... she's a Tomb Raider bro"
by BassDaddee October 28, 2022
Get the Tomb Raidermug. The hardest yet most legendary sex manoeuvre of all time.
Whilst engaging in intercourse carefully remove the penis and insert the barrel of a gun into the vagina/anus in replace of the penis.
Once complete lift the person ,who has the barrel of the gun inside of them, and hoist them into the air into a sitting position on the barrel of the gun.
Proceed to lift and drop the person in a quick fashion while making the noise of a Tuscan Raider (a character from Star Wars).
You are now a sexual Legend.
Whilst engaging in intercourse carefully remove the penis and insert the barrel of a gun into the vagina/anus in replace of the penis.
Once complete lift the person ,who has the barrel of the gun inside of them, and hoist them into the air into a sitting position on the barrel of the gun.
Proceed to lift and drop the person in a quick fashion while making the noise of a Tuscan Raider (a character from Star Wars).
You are now a sexual Legend.
" man my girlfreind is breaking up with me"
" Oh no why?"
" Her ass prolapsed after a performing a mean Tuscan Raider"
" Oh no why?"
" Her ass prolapsed after a performing a mean Tuscan Raider"
by JoshTheTuscanRaider January 18, 2017
Get the Tuscan Raidermug. by Shxncho September 26, 2022
Get the top raidermug. by khalil mack November 28, 2016
Get the raidersmug.