harry potter puppet pals

A puppet show based off of the Harry Potter books by JK Rowling.

Puppet Ron Weasley: I'm hungry, Harry!
Puppet Harry Potter: What's new, fatty!?

From Harry Potter Puppet Pals "Snape's Diary"

by A stranger from Slytherin May 17, 2014

Lincoln Potter

he has a pretty nice bod but one flat ass. once you get to know him you can't resist his massive man titties. you'll be wanting him to slap your ass

your name is lincoln potter you must be thick af

by uptownfunkslut June 7, 2020

Harry Potter series

A bunch of extremely hot people🥵🥵🥵🥵specifically Draco, Harry, Cedric, Tom, ginny

Me: OMG THE HARRY POTTER SERIES CHARACTERS

ARE SOOOOO HOTTTT
Friend: IKR THEY CAN ✨r a i l✨ Me

by Simp for the Marauders November 13, 2020

james potter

A dilf. Like imagine him if he didn’t die he would be the dilf of all dilfs.

James potter is a dilf.

by James potter is a dilf. July 26, 2021

your mum's pitted clam

Your mum's pitted clam (YMPC). Can be used as a comeback to any call

- You suck
- Your mum's pitted clam!

-Hey how's it going?
-Your mum's pitted clam!

by crazygrape September 9, 2008

Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

by fateshurly January 30, 2021

Dirty Harry Potter

after anal sex, the man takes his dick and draws a lightning bolt across the girl's forehead.

Joey's sick obsession with the adventures of Harry Potter drove him to perform a Dirty Harry Potter on Melissa.

by lakjsdksajd June 21, 2008