Put a wig on it

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order

Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!

by Y0ung_Mo0la November 9, 2013

making put

The act of wishing you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.

I was making put in my yard with this girl, you sees, when a Coyotey comes and swallows all the put. Now, how am I supposed to feed it to the needy children?

by Wiktorus December 16, 2007

Putting in the hat

This is not a saying but people with Asbergers think it is

Jordan: I’m putting in the hat
Everyone else: Whhaaaattt???

by Jimmy69420 January 1, 2019

Putting it in the Fridge

The act of shoving ice so far up your lady's pussy that it reaches her uterus. Making it so that when you stick it in her, it's like you're putting it in a fridge.

' Hey Bro I was putting it in the Fridge last night '

by BlueDragon198 July 27, 2016

kiss put

Kiss put is the ultimate act of romance also used to consumate a marriage eg ( pistol Pete kiss put the fuck out of me ill surely have to marry him now wonder if he will piss inside my mouth)

Kiss put the ultimate act of love

by Piss put May 5, 2022

man putting

Man putting. Is a creamy shit put in the bowl with whipped cream and Cherry

Oh man Garrett love eating man putting.

by CruSh Fluffy February 23, 2017

Penis putting

Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting.

Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting. She Penis Putted me" I explained to my neighbor last night after they heard her yelling "FORE!" and wondered what is going on next door?

by OpheliMike August 25, 2023