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Purple Headed Custard Spitter

For dessert I recommend my Purple Headed Custard Spitter
by BigVern December 8, 2010
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Purple Surprise

When a guy is under the impression that the girl he is about to have sex with is white, and she spreads her legs showing her purple-tinted vagina, demonstrating that she is not white.
"So I took Alisha out for dinner last night, and we had sex?"

"How was she?"

"She had the purple surprise."
by T3hTool August 19, 2011
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Purple plum knocker

When during fellatio, after ejaculation, the female (or male) performing the fellatio punches the recipient directly in the testicles. This therefore turns the recipient's testicles purple giving them the look of purple plums.
Dude I was getting head from this smoking hot girl last night...and then she gave me a purple plum knocker. My balls haven't been the same since.
by Funnyudwords April 20, 2013
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Pimple Popping

I asked the Doctor at the free Clinic what I can do to get rid of all the zits on my face and I told him it's got to be cheap because I can't afford no Lasers or Proactiv or even Clearasil. He told me pimple popping is free.
by tonyfamous February 2, 2014
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purple cello

Woman's lady parts that have larger than normal purple flaps
Dude, I LOVE playing on Meranda's sweet purple cello.
by chubbyninja December 14, 2016
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purple rock

by Mrs piggie 🤠 February 24, 2019
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Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.
She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!
by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020
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