Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.
by Mystressovmayhem January 3, 2024
Get the Puerto Rican Showermug. by WartymeTheGreat November 8, 2021
Get the Puerto Rican Slawmug. The same idea as a Dirty Sanchez. However, instead of using fecal matter to draw the mustache you use the blood of a woman's menstrual cycle to paint a glorious artistic old school latin mustache on her upper lip after sex.
Definition: A play on words from the original "Dirty Sanchez". A Dirty Sanchez is using fecal matter after sex to paint a mustache on your sexual partners face. The Rusty Puerto Rican is a play on it using the blood of your menstruating partner. Painting a mustache on their face using their bodily fluids.
Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.
His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.
His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
by DirtyOrbit November 4, 2021
Get the The Rusty Puerto Ricanmug. by TheGlizzyGobbler143 December 29, 2023
Get the Puerto Rican Frog Tattoomug. Joe: Yo did you see the soccer game last night?
Hunter: Yea, I was so happy we won that I treated myself with a Puerto Rican Snowstorm.
Joe: Sounds fun.
Hunter: Yea, I was so happy we won that I treated myself with a Puerto Rican Snowstorm.
Joe: Sounds fun.
by leverr July 26, 2022
Get the Puerto Rican Snowstormmug. Adam Ramadan: He is a gay Puerto Rican who likes to see men kissing and touching meat to meat
HE has brown hair, brown freckles, white in complexion
curly hair like Egyptian perm
can't see or think straight
and he can't spell or write properly
HE has brown hair, brown freckles, white in complexion
curly hair like Egyptian perm
can't see or think straight
and he can't spell or write properly
#!. OMG Jessica did you see That Gay Puerto Rican in the hallway after Gym he was taking a boy next to the locker and was trying to tickle their butthole
by BlackTroller November 1, 2021
Get the Gay Puerto Ricanmug. 