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Clairol Professional

Clairol Professional Pure White Hair Developers for Lightening & Gray Coverage
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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professional rapist

Someone who's job description includes or consists of rape
by Hahafunnyname February 29, 2024
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professionally livid

The state of being so mad while working in an HR controlled professional environment that you word vomit your anger, but without cursing.
My coworker made me so flipping professionally livid that I sent a "per my previous" email. What can we do to ruin their life within the guidelines of the personnel manual?
by Working Red Lobster February 16, 2024
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A Professional Person

Professional:

pro·fes·sion·al
prəˈfeSH(ə)nəl/
adjective

Person:

per·son
/ˈpərs(ə)n/
noun

A person who is good at many things, but they wouldn’t be able to put it in words with their professional status would choose to describe their line of work.
First person asks:

“So what is it that you do for a living?“
Second person says:
“I’m professional at many different things.

I guess you could say I’m a professional person.“
by Beans mom November 23, 2025
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Professional Fun Haver

A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.
Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!
by MrProffesionalFunHaver August 21, 2023
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Professional Firer

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.
John is a Professional Firer.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
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professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog
Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker
by Ass man719 August 27, 2022
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