Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.
Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?
Hedges: Wife cut it.
Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!
Hedges: Wife cut it.
Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!
by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021
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Person 1: I couldn't sleep last night.
Person 2: I had a great sleep last night
Person 1: Fuck you and your sleep privilege.
Person 2: I had a great sleep last night
Person 1: Fuck you and your sleep privilege.
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Get the monkey privilege mug.Birth Privilege, or born person privilege, is the societal privilege that entitles born persons to advocate for non-born persons to be aborted by their mothers if and when the unborn person becomes a burden to their mother any time before they are born, regardless of whether or not the born person realizes they too were also supposed to be aborted by their mother.
Hey Karen, I’m glad your mom walked out of the abortion clinic before you were born, otherwise you couldn’t join me at the Women’s March this weekend where we’ll be executing our birth privilege to let women know they can only be equal to men if they’re free to abort their unborn offspring!
by 20th Century Blinder August 1, 2022
Get the Birth Privilege mug.The ability to basically say whatever you want without repercussions, such as insult the king. A jester would have legal protection and permission to make such jeers, as his purpose was simply to entertain and was often not taken seriously, but despite this, often was one of the more important members of the King's Court, and was given high status.
"He just insulted the king! He should be punished"
"Its fine, he's a jester. He has Jester's Privilege"
"Its fine, he's a jester. He has Jester's Privilege"
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Get the no more sniffing privileges mug.When you're as white and as privileged as Matt Pytal, when you get away with anything. This is what people talk about when they say White Privilege.
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