by Stinkiest Birb March 08, 2019
Danger Press Ups was first formed in the early months of 2010 during a drinking session at Birmingham University. It is possibly the worst punishment besides capital punishment.
First of all, for this to happen, an event so deserving of punishment must have happened that will make grown men cry.
Secondly, the venue must be agreed on.
Thirdly, the number of press ups must be agreed. (no higher than 20)
Fourthly, the defendant must take off all their items of clothing (hats and scarves are allowed to be on)
Fifthly, the defendand must ring the doorbell of the venue.
Sixthly, the defendant must complete the press ups, even if the occupants of the vene answer the door.
Seventhly, all of you run away so fast.
..Because exercise just isn't the same with your clothes on.
First of all, for this to happen, an event so deserving of punishment must have happened that will make grown men cry.
Secondly, the venue must be agreed on.
Thirdly, the number of press ups must be agreed. (no higher than 20)
Fourthly, the defendant must take off all their items of clothing (hats and scarves are allowed to be on)
Fifthly, the defendand must ring the doorbell of the venue.
Sixthly, the defendant must complete the press ups, even if the occupants of the vene answer the door.
Seventhly, all of you run away so fast.
..Because exercise just isn't the same with your clothes on.
by tickle66 April 21, 2010
by TheManagement October 10, 2019
"Bro I just had the most wicked Polish ham press last night from Allie and I about passed out it was so good."
by Fat Goose September 24, 2015
Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin February 25, 2011
When a guy stands over a girl with her ankles pinned behind her ears by his hands and he goes up and down on her like a drill press.
by Jason,BJ,Aaron,JB,Nick,Tim and Skip January 06, 2007
The Crabcore move which consists of all guitar players (including bass) lifting their instruments behind their heads, then bringing them back down in synchronized fashion. Most likely during a breakdown. You will be lucky to see more than one of these per show.
--at concert--
Friend #1: "dude!! did you see what they just did with their guitars!?"
Friend #2: "Haha yeah man, that's The Talladega Bench Press"
Friend #1: "dude!! did you see what they just did with their guitars!?"
Friend #2: "Haha yeah man, that's The Talladega Bench Press"
by crab[core]man November 06, 2010