what you are if you have a friend that decided they wood be an individualist and become punk like the 5 billion other punks in the world before you. you are the poser until one of your friends then decides they will be punk too and then you can call them a poser...
by wacky69 February 20, 2006
by Bigolva Gina March 24, 2007
Someone who completely lacks any artistic talent or creativity whatsoever. Always talking about themselves and their "work", these people go to great lengths to appear as real artists. Art posers have never had an original thought or idea in their lives but act as though everything they do is groundbreaking and original. They always hang together in little cliques and are highly suspicious of any "outsider"--particularly real artists who might expose them for what they really are. The titles of their "work" are always pretentious and completely meaningless; for example, a grey canvas with a small pink spot in one corner, titled "The Juxtaposition of Random Gratification #109." The lengthy descriptions they give of their "work" consist of rambling pseudointellectual bullshit that took 25 times the amount of time to compose than the actual piece itself; this is to compensate for the fact that the work only took 15 minutes to make, with no artistic ability at all. Art posers are typically so delusional that they don't realize how delusional they are. Art posers always worship Andy Warhol and strive to be just like him. Art posers often stand around in galleries, pretending to find deep meaning in other art posers' work. They frequently use the word "ambiguous" and will spend half an hour offering a pseudointellectual analysis of a grey, or blank canvas. Art posers have been known to mistake light switches in galleries as part of the sculptural exhibit.
by Muscoffo July 23, 2015
Eugene: It is just so annoyingly distressing that Jake displays this pretentious act to delude others to beleive he is what he is not--a classic, certified nerd.
Ludwig: Yes, yes. I have no choice, but to agree with your opinion on Jake's deceiving behavior. Personally, I will define him as a NERD POSER.
Both: (snickering and snorting in a nerdy manner.)
Ludwig: Yes, yes. I have no choice, but to agree with your opinion on Jake's deceiving behavior. Personally, I will define him as a NERD POSER.
Both: (snickering and snorting in a nerdy manner.)
by NerDorKlutzie January 14, 2010
Someone who attempts to join a social group or clique for reasons of popularity or recognition rather than because they believe in what the group represents.
by GreenPork February 15, 2007
by alexander _alex June 14, 2005
One Poser: Oh my god! Ashlee Simpson lip-synchs!
Other Poser: I know! She doesn't rawk. She isn't punk like us!
One Poser: Tell me about it! Let's go listen to Avril Lavigne cd's!
Other Poser: okay!
Other Poser: I know! She doesn't rawk. She isn't punk like us!
One Poser: Tell me about it! Let's go listen to Avril Lavigne cd's!
Other Poser: okay!
by The Glue May 28, 2005