Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

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Dropping bombs on porcelain town

1) To release a vicious poop into a toilet

Id steer clear of the bathroom, someone is dropping bombs on porcelain town.

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Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

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*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.

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