poodle panties

A female known to have a heavy thick wavy curly bushy boasting muff in her britches!
That girl got sum poodle panties son! She had hair bustin out her zipper!
by Boog Woog March 12, 2015
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Front Poodle

A ungroomed lady garden, used for transporting a mans sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom without the use of tissues.

Slight dripping can occur be warned
Oi Biatch get your front poodle out!!

Oh my gosh my front poodle is leaking


by Cockosaurus April 04, 2009
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poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.
Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"
by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019
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poodle dude

A person/thing who looks exactly like a poodle.
Barbara, why are you so obsessed with that poodle dude?
James is a weird poodle dude, don't you think?
by b1tc4xx_ May 23, 2022
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Sod Poodle

Slang equivalent of douche nozzle, asshole, douche canoe, etc.
Don’t be a fucking sod poodle. Have some class.
by Pickle Pixie August 01, 2023
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Poodle scoot

Being naked and scooting your naked ass and gennies acrossed the ground
That dude lost a bet so i made him poodle scoot under the beer pong table.
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Fucked poodle

An asshole that cheats on his girlfriend and has hair that makes him look like a poodle
He is such a fucked poodle it makes me sick
by Personthatswroteaboutpoodle January 31, 2016
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