by Christian Pfeifer July 27, 2003
Get the Physical mug.The study of the force, propulsion, tension, work, and energy conservation of shit down the toilet. Also deals with the: inertia, angular acceleration, and period of the turd when it circles and floats down the bowl. Then after that something that has to deal with thermodynamics and sewage.
That Physics (Mechanical) class is all kinds of confusing, isn't that what computers and Indian people are for?
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Physic (v.) is the process of taking something ordinary and through a process of pure imagination and human will, creating something beautiful.
The science of physics fails at one major point: it is constrained by many laws that prevent the kind of human flourishing that we all seek (eg. Gravity, Conservation of Energy, Etc).
The solution to this problem is to physic a problem you see. With courage, determination, and ingenuity, one can break any rule of physics and transcend humanity ascertaining an enlightened mind, body, and soul.
The science of physics fails at one major point: it is constrained by many laws that prevent the kind of human flourishing that we all seek (eg. Gravity, Conservation of Energy, Etc).
The solution to this problem is to physic a problem you see. With courage, determination, and ingenuity, one can break any rule of physics and transcend humanity ascertaining an enlightened mind, body, and soul.
Unenlightened Peasant: Hey, I learned in my physics class that time travel is impossible because you can't go faster then the speed of light
Chris: Obviously you haven't learned to physic the hell out of your problems...
Chris: Obviously you haven't learned to physic the hell out of your problems...
by LandOfThePhysic November 9, 2016
Get the Physic mug.n. (Military jargon) The essential workings of a nuclear or thermonuclear weapon. The "physics package" is designed by scientists at a weapons lab and comprises all the nuclear reactants used in the device, such as plutonium, lithium deuteride, etc. The military then decides how to deploy it (missiles, bombs, backpacks).
Military weaponeer: "The B-66A is an advanced, bunker-busting, anti-raghead weapon that is based on the Los Alamos E-1337 physics package. The guidance system uses a special neural network code to identify and deliver the device against brown-skinned persons of the Muslim persuasion..."
Dick Cheney: (Evil grin) "We're pleased with your rapid progress. The so-called "Ramadan" starts next month!"
Dick Cheney: (Evil grin) "We're pleased with your rapid progress. The so-called "Ramadan" starts next month!"
by Carl Willis October 17, 2004
Get the physics package mug.Its when a guy tells you to undress to your underwear and looks at your body. After hes done touching your nipples, chest and abdomen, he asks you to drop your boxers and he looks at your penis and scrotum. Its the only time a straight guy would show his body to an other guy in a private room.
David was asked by the nurse to undress for the doctor as he waited for him to come in and start the Physical Exam Male
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2.the thing which gave einstein his paycheck.
3.a whole lot of unnecessary bull which we dont have to know.
2.the thing which gave einstein his paycheck.
3.a whole lot of unnecessary bull which we dont have to know.
by Fearall October 1, 2005
Get the physics mug.An act that requires input other than telekinesis. Often over used in common conversation, as with literally. Like saying a "round circle", duh, are there circles other than round ones.`
HME (Home-making engineer): "Look at this, now I have to physically mop this shit up"
IHTTWS (Irritated husband trying to watch sport): "Oh that's too bad, does the mop not accept mental commands?"
IHTTWS (Irritated husband trying to watch sport): "Oh that's too bad, does the mop not accept mental commands?"
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