the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

by jonny September 15, 2003

Pet behavior

A person who follows and/or obeys another person they befriend/like

“He only has a problem with me because Miranda has a problem with me”
“Hmm, sounds like pet behavior”

by Izzywaglizzy June 26, 2021

Teacher’s Pet

Teacher’s pet is a person who always kisses up to the teacher, tattles on people,
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.

Student: *plays loud music in class with headphones *
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 21, 2022

pet cemetary

it's where you bury your dead kitties to make them good again

Kid: Mommy, where's fluffy?
Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

by mephisto May 30, 2003

pet boo

A very strong dog that scares the crap out of you. Often found in crack houses.

He sicked his mean pet boo on the vice officer.

by Robert Bailey June 29, 2003

child pet

Generally a small child between the ages of two and four. Often this is a child that could be wanted for a pet. They are often seen in public places, particularly playgrounds or food establishments.

"Look at that funny looking child pet over there! You know, the little kid over there with four coats on."

by Clayton Rische December 29, 2007

Pet the fish

A hand job given or received while skinny dipping in a natural body of water.

My boyfriend asked me to pet the fish when we were skinny dipping in the lake.

by Ivana Scream August 31, 2013