Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Pazletics

The grand ol sport of seeing who can get the most fucked up and maintain to the longest

Only legends can make it for the win!

"Oh yeh, I'm down for pazletics this weekend"

"Did you see Joe Blow took out the pazletics last night? That's guys a fuckin machine"

by Spatch101 June 9, 2021

Athleticer

More athletic

I’m athleticer than u

by Shcmelly rat October 13, 2021

pathegic

Sexy but in a religious way

Zach was so pathegic, he wasn't a father, he was a daddy

by Zachith Chaperino December 20, 2021

pithetic

Describes da disgracefully-selfish/unfeeling quality of da act of consuming all of da choice/juicy/tender parts of a desirable plant, and then leaving just da tough/stringy/woody center portion for one of more other folks whom you'd been supposed/expected to equally share said delicacy with.

Greedily guzzling all of da sweet-'n'-succulent outside part of an apple and then giving your companion da seed-filled core is nothing short of pithetic!

by QuacksO December 30, 2021

Athletic god

Jack R

Jack is the athletic god of the world

by AlphaOpps77 June 4, 2022