Best Friend Paradox

When a woman decides to make a guy his best friend under one of these circumstances.

1. The guy likes her and she doesnt want to hurt his feelings. So she makes him her best friend as an effort to keep him from trying to sleep with her.

2. The woman and the dude are casual sex buddies.

Note: this only applies if the two are not actualy best friends.

Best Friend Paradox Version 1
Dude: I love you.
Chick: Awwww I love you too. You're my best friend.
Dude: Damn.

Version 2
Chick 2: Hey best friend. What are you doing tonight?
Dude 2: You.

by Kell Lee October 17, 2009

Zero Wipe Paradox

There is no poop that doesn't require a wipe, because to confirm it doesn't need a wipe, you would need to wipe once.

Zero Wipe Paradox is a paradox

by worm1234 August 9, 2012

Fefer-Ritterstein Paradox

Imagine some phenomenon that is only sustained by some fact (eg a relationship that only continues because two lovers eat Thai food on Friday nights). If the fact is an essential part of the phenomenon (ie there would be no relationship without the Thai food), what explains the phenomenon's initial emergence?

Edwin and his friends only discuss past night's drinking. What, then, did they discuss upon first meeting if there were no past night's of which to speak? This is a Fefer-Ritterstein Paradox.

by fefrit May 2, 2018

The shut-up paradox

Hypothetically, If you would close your mouth and seize it's movement we would quote "not have to hear your annoying voice"; in which would benefit the world in such an astronomical way.

Hey have you heard of the Shut-Up Paradox? I think you should consider researching it because we don't care and don't want to hear you.

by The Shut-Up Paradox February 24, 2021

Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet

This paradox related to Tom and Yair. Mali Hamitgalgelet is a fat teacher. She mitgalgelet with Nehorai Tzapalamos and Nehorai Ashton.
This fat teacher is some sort of T-Rex which eat children for fun and than hamali hamitgalgelet become more fat and evil. even more than thanos Hahatzil

Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet is very hard yo understand.
Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet Ze kashe lehavana

by Ahlan Haverim Kan Zuri December 10, 2020

The Young Metro Paradox

The manipulation of the common hip-hop phrase "If Young Metro Don't Trust You, I'mma Shoot you", in a way where said shooter trusts you, therefore being unable to shoot you and defying Young Metro and his trust, causing another shooter to shoot the individual who decided to break Young Metro's trust after refusing to shoot you, which could carry on to multiple people.

Shooter: "Young Metro ordered me to shoot you because you broke his trust"
You: "You trust me though therefore you break his trust, causing the Young Metro Paradox."
Shooter: *Shoots*
You: "Poggers"

by 1ano March 8, 2021

Anarchic Governments Paradox

The Anarchic Governments Paradox is the idea that the governments/nations/violent monopolies of the world, exist within their own anarchy - while governments proclaim themselves as the heroes who have defeated the evils of anarchy, they themselves live within it.

Jessie's love life is as messed up as the Anarchic Governments Paradox.
True dat.

by cyberphunkisms April 29, 2009