palmer the thing

PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!
palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!
by meowbark13 June 04, 2023
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Rusty Palmer

When a girl takes a shit in there hand and gives a guy a hand job without washing the shit off. This will leave a rusted look on the shaft of the penis. Hence rusty palmer
He ask his girlfriend to give him a rusty palmer.
by Doc Rondow January 08, 2024
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Rusty Palmer

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.
by Schermacide X October 21, 2014
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Getting Palmered

When you get financially shafted, or you can’t win an argument with a certain person.
to use peoples equipment or knowledge for personal and or financial gain without repaying the favour. Getting Palmered

Palmering - to make friends and connections only with wealthy people
by A Palmered person November 18, 2023
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seren palmer

omg the school shooter was such a seren palmer
by beanman69 September 10, 2019
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Amish Palmer

Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage
I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.
by YEE F*ckin HAW October 21, 2023
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palmer c.

a really cool guy who wants to be your friend.
I wish I could be Palmer C.
by I_am_cool69 March 25, 2019
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