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chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general
"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."
by penisshakes April 16, 2023
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Extremely Online

Term used as a deflection and projection tactic by commies trying to dampen the backlash to their cultural rot and protect their perceived gains.
Bob: Mutilating children with surgery and hormones is evil and the people doing it should face a firing squad.

Alice:*animated gif of woman rolling eyes while sipping wine* you’re extremely online, touch grass, have sex incel, etc
by RedditorsAreMidwits March 1, 2023
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Bromance (Online)

On Instagram; When the homie comments a semi-romantic flirtatious comment on your most recent post.
On SC; When you send a homie a dick pick, or you receive one, its not necessarily gay, although you too do have a homoerotic friendship (bromance)

On Twitter; when you @ your homie on your feed (or vice-versa)
for instagram: "sexy" ,"hot", "cute", "💕", etc. (bromance
for sc: Homie 1: "Hey homie nice dick" Homie 2: "np dog, yours isnt that bad either"

for twitter: @hommie you're cute as hell dog

in a sentence: "are yall daitin? you seem pretty romantic online.", "nah we just have a really strong bromance" "what type of bromance" "a bromance (online)
by UrBuudWill September 17, 2020
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Online School

When a virus shows up to your door and ruins of your life than if it were in your body.

Also known as Online School killed me before the virus
Me: Oh hey bob did you study for that test for today?
Bob: No I have the Cough Cough.
Me: It's okay that's not the problem, the problem is that there is Online School now...
Bob: Oh damn you Perry the Cough Cough!!!
by Candystaff912 October 12, 2020
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technicity online

Technicity online, a game based off the game "Zelda" online, but a lot better. Technicity Online is an RPG game with , magic, quest, basing, and more.
bro, come play technicity online with me. we can fight 1v1 using our magic skills.
by yoahi May 21, 2017
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chronicly online

Chronicly online describes someone who has spent so much of their time online, it warps their sense of reality. This hinders their ability to effectively communicate about topics, like politics or social justice; because of their lack of experience in the real world.
"Look at Arson! Their singing gacha songs dressed as Todoroki from mha! They are so chronicly online."
by I.luv.sharks101 November 29, 2022
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vodka online

Shopping online while half blacked out and waking up to the bank account drained to stupid shit like selfie sticks
What the "f" I woke up after last nights vodka online episode and now have 300 Parker pens ??
by PtoWn_paul December 31, 2015
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