chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 17, 2023

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Extremely Online

Term used as a deflection and projection tactic by commies trying to dampen the backlash to their cultural rot and protect their perceived gains.

Bob: Mutilating children with surgery and hormones is evil and the people doing it should face a firing squad.

Alice:*animated gif of woman rolling eyes while sipping wine* you’re extremely online, touch grass, have sex incel, etc

by RedditorsAreMidwits March 01, 2023

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Fish Online

When a person catfishes another person that is interested in the fake identity online.

Joe: Wow look at the hottie I met of Tinder!
Bob: Oh Joe, it's just another fish online!

by im-in-marching-band-so-im-dead December 16, 2019

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online generation

The online generation is made up of those born on or after the first iPad was released on April 3, 2010. These are persons who have been brought up, socialized and educated primarily by online video and audio content. They have engaged with the world online daily from the moment they could press a touch screen, depress a key on a keypad, or speak a voice command to an online electronic device.

She was born as one of the first of the online generation and was raised primarily by her ipad, having learned how to speak, read and do basic math online. By the time she started nursery school she had 480 facebook friends and was playing games with children in Italy and Scotland.

by Jimbar August 09, 2017

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