Watch hogger

Someone who holds up traffic to see someone else's misery.

Also known as a rubber necker, gaper, or lookyloo.

Some guy had a flat tire on the shoulder and there were three lanes of watch hoggers causing a mile long traffic jam, so I was late for work.

by TG01 October 16, 2020

Zulu Watch

A watch preferably a plain digital Casio which is set to the wrong time for aviation purposes

I just got my Zulu watch so now i wont be late for any more flights.

by fly4awhiteguy August 7, 2012

Bird Watching

Sitting down for a second at a large party/gathering and checking out girls.

We went to Josh’s 70s party. He had a couch in the backyard, so we did some bird watching.

by @kul September 19, 2021

Watch This Drive

When, as a punishment, you take a bong, fill it with your alcohol of choice, take a hit of weed, and then drink the liquor.

"We will stop the terrorist killers!"
"Now watch this drive."

*down bong water*

by Ratticus_Finch July 17, 2022

watching sportscenter

a term for smoking marijuana.

old lady: what are you doing tonight?

dude: watching sportscenter, watching the cardinals game.

old lady: tight

by clammy11239 April 27, 2010

thirst-watching

When you have a crush on an actor(or just like them) and watch literally every series, tv show, and anything the actor has been in.

This weekend I did some severe thirst-watching of Timothee Chalamet.

by fartexploder December 29, 2022

blazen watch

a gorgeous brilliant diamonded out watch with no time cause we on no ones time

wifey: where we goin
veteran: dont matter check yo blazen watch straight blaze there

by BumStatusYo December 17, 2018