muscle car

A car with a large V8 and steel bumpers made before 1976.

A perfect example is the Falcon GT.
Falcon GT was a Bathurst winner and now the most sought after Aussie Muscle car ever.

They asking price of a XY HO Phase 3 GT equals the the combined value of all T series falcons combined.
FYI a T series is a late model Australian Falcon V8 with a body kit...Not a GT or a muscle car Per Se.

Allan Moffat's Bathurst winning GT muscle car.

by Allan Moffat January 10, 2008

muscle car

A muscle car fast as balls in a straight line, worthless on a track, such as in an actual race.

Muscle car driver: What's handling again?

by Jackmehoffer April 28, 2006

Milk Muscles

Another names for tits.

"Look at the milk muscles on that chickenhead.

by Kohli85 April 7, 2005

muscle car

bad handling, under-engineered, over powered, polluting, unreliable, piece of over-rated american crap

delusional american number 1: yeehoo bob! were goin' faster than a scalded hog, in mah here noo muscle car!
delusional american number 2:gee whizz bob, we sure are, but i never, whats that!?
delusional american number 1: i believe thats a corner bob, oh no were gonna die!!

by laughingatamericans June 27, 2010

muscle car

A performance car that's very different from a sports car. Louder engines with deeper bass, engines from V8 and V10, bolder designs, more naturally performanced, and are classics. However, they're a piece of junk compared to sports cars because they have shitty handling since they're made for drags only and no circuits, heavy as hell from their frames and engines, boring designs, and in the shop more often than on the road. They're also American made cars, while sports cars are American made, Asian made, and European made.

Muscle Car owner: You my car broke down twice and costed me 2 grand to fix it.

Sports Car owner: Wow that's a muscle car you have their. My sports car never had any problems and it's on the road all the time.

by Todd Windmill November 4, 2012

Muscle Cow

A boner that lasts for a long period of time for no reason, or if you've taken too much viagra.

Dude yesterday I had a freaking muscle cow during that lecture and I swear everybody noticed.

by JoshTheManWassup April 4, 2011

Muscle maiden

A woman who works out and has gains to show it. They’re strong in many ways than one, and aren’t afraid to leave their mark in the weight room or to shy away from challenges. Often regarded as very intimidating by others, however can be quite the opposite when approached (if you’re not too afraid to approach that is).

You see her over there? She’s deadlifting 350lbs, 350! She’s a Muscle Maiden without a doubt.

by |Artemis| June 5, 2022