mopping the grass

used to describe somebody who is incredibly high, drunk, or both beyond all fucking repair. Typically used when someone starts doing stupid shit as a result of being super fucked up.

Friend 1: we just got to this bitch and jimmy's already mopping the grass.
Friend 2: yeah man, one more hit and he'll start raking the kitchen.

by Nigger thug May 05, 2018

grass dweller

anyone who smokes pot, a stoner.

Lily lit up everyday, she was a true grass dweller.

by Purple.Haze August 03, 2010

ass to the grass

The proper way to squat. Only girls and phaggots complain about this and if you think it kills your knees your just a pussy. Basically you go further pass parallel tell your ass is almost touching the ground ("grass"). This ensures you properly work all the muscles. And it looks way more bad ass. 225 ass to the grass or bust. Also known as ATG

Bob: *quarter squatting 225*

Frank: hey bob why don't you stop being a pussy and start squating ass to the grass *squats 315 ATG for ten reps*

by CTU_FieldAgent200 May 22, 2010

cock in the grass

An insult with no real logical basis; however, many people find it offensive.

Quit being a cock in the grass and come over here.

by Tyler McClurg December 30, 2006

grass widow

a wife whose husband abandoned without dvorcing her.

poor Mrs Wilson, she's been a grass widow since two years.

by zooba December 25, 2009

Touch grass

TOUCH GRASS BECAUSE LARRY IS REAL.

ANTIS: Are you serious? Larry is not real. Go and touch grass.

by ALWAYSINMYHEART1D November 17, 2020

grass fairy

Scum of the earth, usually found huddled in fields with nets.

Friend #1: Your father was a grass fairy.
Friend #2: Bullshit!

by bufuhhlow December 11, 2006